10.  Kingdom Hearts:  Ok, the only reason this is number ten (and not way higher) is that I don’t necessarily think this would make a great movie.  But an after-school cartoon?  Now we’re talking.

9.  Joust:  Because I want to see people fighting from atop ostriches.

8.  Leisure Suit Larry:  Horny playboy seeks lots and lots of lady love.  Similar movies have probably already been made, but they have nowhere near the same panache as Mr. Larry.

7.  Rampage:  Could be a great throwback to the old Godzilla Vs. movies.  Mutated humans get turned into giant ape, werewolf and lizard and destroy city after city.  ’Nuff said.

6.  Super Mario Bros.:  Because the world needs a good Mario movie.  I want some Wario in mine!

5.  Bad Dudes:  Anyone else think they dropped the ball with Double Dragon?  A chance for redemption served with a two by four.

4.  Defender:  Space pilot saves the human race from invading aliens.  Has potential for some great air fight scenes with Defender saving people as they fall out of the alien crafts.

3.  Pitfall:  Our Hero is lost in the Jungle, fighting his way through Indigenous Peoples, Snakes, Crocodiles, etc.  Here’s the kicker–it’s a vicious cycle, in which every time he thinks he’s making it out he enters another place exactly like the one before.  Total head trip.

2.  The Legend of Zelda:  With so many different versions of pretty much the same awesome thing, would it be so hard to make a movie story line?  Peter Jackson,  you listening?

1.  Metroid:  What could make a better movie than a hot bounty hunter facing off against a Giant Brain?  Plus my favorite game of all time (Super Metroid) gives it perfect sequel potential.